so i really worried when i decided to start my new blog, how i would be able to get my "unique" (some may say dark and twisted) sense of humor across...without scaring away or offending any of my new readers or the hardcore "coupon moms" who might link to my blog.
i was just in one of the forums at hotcouponworld.com and those kooky moms LOVE to change their icons and avatars pretty frequently. you know it's usually pics like, "here's my kids in their halloween costumes" or "here's our kids standing by the tree." anyway, sometime's they make a racy comment or get FUMING mad about some dumb cashier and it makes me realize there are a few coupon moms more like me than i realized. so here is what the coupon mom's icon said today: "screw santa! all i want is adam lambert comin' down my chimney!!" lmao. really? adam lambert, coupon mom? really? you know...he's gay, right?
in other gay couponing news, while the majority of cashiers are either pretty rude to couponers or just deal with it but aren't overly friendly, here's what an elderly little lady who was a cashier at trudy's hallmark in memorial city said to me while signing me up for the gold crown rewards program as she's handing me my membership info. it amazed me, made me crack up laughing and probably should've offended me a little bit. "ok so here's your membership booklet, your new card and TWO keychain cards, you know, so that way you can give one to YOUR PARTNER!!" i was like, "my what?" lmao. i was all at once touched by her modern levels of acceptance and tolerance for my "lifestyle" and totally offended that she would assume a man alone in a hallmark store dressed nice and carrying a d&g man bag would be gay and have an alleged partner. lol.
04/26 - 05/02 walgreens flyer
1 day ago

maybe santa will bring me a new partner. or maybe i should stop spending my free nights at hallmark stores across the city and go out to a club. lol
ReplyDeleteWOW, and not even in Montrose, lmao
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh!